“Sherlock, no. Absolutely not.”
“John, I think they’d suit you. Not sure the opening in front is quite large enough, but perhaps if you were to don them before you became fully—”
“Can you KEEP YOUR VOICE…..a little lower, for God’s sake!”
“We’re shopping together in a men’s-only fetish underwear boutique. I hardly think you need be embarrassed by anything I might say.”
“Fine, just, let’s look at something with a bit more coverage, okay? There’s no way I’m buying those.”
“Of course you’re not going to buy those, John. I’m going to buy them myself, right after I accompany you to the changing room, get onto my knees, and help you fit into them using only my mouth.”
