John’s membership card for the Exclusive Heterosexuality Club cannot be authorised.
“Your exclusive heterosexuality card cannot be authorised. Please try again.”
“We’re sorry, there was a problem authorising your card. Please try again.”
“Sorry, you still have sexual feelings for your handsome flatmate. Please try to kiss him.”

John’s membership card for the Exclusive Heterosexuality Club cannot be authorised.

“Your exclusive heterosexuality card cannot be authorised. Please try again.”

“We’re sorry, there was a problem authorising your card. Please try again.”

“Sorry, you still have sexual feelings for your handsome flatmate. Please try to kiss him.”

(via anarmydoctor)